Don't Have Ugly Children

I got this in the mail last week. Isn't it funny? It was in an envelope with no return address. I knew who it was from though - my sister Ann. Partly because she had asked me the day before if I'd gotten a package in the mail (duh Ann!) and partly because we have this running joke about the baby being ugly. Let me explain.

Ann keeps joking with me that she hopes the baby is not ugly. And, that if she is, she'll tell me she's cute anyway. I told her that I'll know if she thinks the baby is ugly or not because Ann (like me) does not have a very good poker face. So, we have this ongoing joke about the baby being ugly and Ann's reaction to it. It's quite funny (maybe it's sister humor - Lance doesn't really understand it all). So Ann found this gum when she and my mom were out one day and thought it would be funny to send it anonomously to me (yet another thing us Roth's are famous for - sending funny stuff anonomously through the mail to people). The first thing she asked when I called her, laughing, to tell her I got it was "You aren't upset by it are you?". She said she was worried with me being hormonal that I'd cry instead of laugh when I got it and that's one reason she "told" me she sent it. I assured her that I wasn't upset, especially since I know my little girl is going to be beautiful - look at Brett - Lance and I make pretty babies (cocky too aren't I?).

Anyway, I've been wanting to post it for a while, just haven't gotten around to scanning it. Just wondering if I should chew the gum just to be on the safe side?